The Howard Family

Apparently the TP bandits are back! Last night I was up late reading. I'm totally into this book and can't put it down. It was finally 1:17 when I decided I'd finish that last couple of pages in the morning. Loren was already sound asleep and I got up to turn out the lights and all of the sudden the dogs started going nuts. Usually they will bark at the mere passerby, or cars lights that go down the street. When I tell them to be quiet they will usually listen. WELL, not last night. I was yelling at them and they were still going nuts. I ran into the family room to give those dogs what they deserved only to look out the window and see that we had just been hit by the TP Bandits. I started laughing so hard. I was looking at their work and judging it my head. I'd give them at least a 5 for their effort. All of the sudden I see a blue Crystlar Mini Van drive past really slowly and I waited to see if they were just someone admiring the work of the TP Bandits, and then that same mini van drove past the house a second time. I tried to see if it was anyone I could recognize, but to no avail. I walked into where Loren was still sleeping and woke him up. I told him we'd just been toilet papered. He came out to the front with me. We stayed inside the house in case they would drive by again, but they didn't. I don't know if they saw me looking out the window. I went outside and admired the job. On our lawn, in shaving cream, was written CHAZ WAS HERE and TP BANDITS R BACK and I AM COOL CU CUMBER. On our sidewalk in shaving cream was HAVE FUN!!!! and HAHAHAHAHAHA. In chalk they had written Hoven Haters with a big circle crossed out and I owned you at virtual baseball, as well as PAY BACK in bubble letters and PICK IT UP MILEY CIRUS. It was all very confusing to us but very amusing. We were thinking of people that would have done this, but we didn't know. We cleaned it all up and went back to be at 2:30am. Good times!!